Vin Diesel

so, i got this idea from lauren... to create a blog about where i live. her story was crazy! my stories are just funny, and not because of me or what i will write; they are funny because things are different here in the Murf.

today, nicole came over after work to talk cause she had a crappy day. as we were talking, we hear fireworks going off. it is july 14th. there should be no fireworks going off for any reason. so we look outside and vin diesel is walking out of the garage. it seems as though he wanted to make an entrance... with fireworks... at 5:30 in the afternoon. and this is why i am making my blog... funny shit like this. you can't make this up.

i should explain vin diesel... it's our neighbor across the street. there lives a nice-ish older-ish couple. they have a grandson who is about 18. he's not over too often, but when he is over, all he wears are muscle shirts and big droopy shorts. he has a shaved head... keith once called him vin diesel and it stuck.

we also have a Goku. it's a middle aged woman who walks. sometimes she has children walking with her. the reason we call her Goku is because she wears weights... ankle ones and wrist ones. a few times in dragon ball z during a really tough fight, goku (and usually some random bad guy) will take off his weights. his arm ones, his leg ones, his weighted shirt... everything he wears is weighted. now, it's cool if she wants to get in a workout while she walks, but shs isn't even power walking... she's lazily strolling. it just seems kinda pointless to wear all that and not even get your heart rate up. but like i said, things are different here in the Murf.